|About the Book|
The Mystery Girls! Five girls, heroes extraordinaire!Leona, the fearless leader! Bettina, the nerdy one that always dresses like shes going skiing! Thorn, the goth tomboy that likes flowers because she has to do something to prove shes a girl!MoreThe Mystery Girls! Five girls, heroes extraordinaire!Leona, the fearless leader! Bettina, the nerdy one that always dresses like shes going skiing! Thorn, the goth tomboy that likes flowers because she has to do something to prove shes a girl! Clover, the southern cutie that will most definitely get featured on erotic fan art! Perverts. Tatsuki, the Japanese one! Okay, shes also a tomboy but shes first and foremost Japanese so for merchandising purposes shes not at all like Thorn, okay?In this classic cartoon series, a gang of five young girls constantly save the world from the villainous plans of the nefarious Doctor Skull. They are old players of the 80s and 90s cartoon scene, making their debut as young teenagers, but now they are mature young women, well-versed in the art of beating down entire squadrons of henchmen and millions of military hardware. But in one episode, the nefarious Doctor Skull announces that he has sucked on purpose all these years. No more ridiculous plans for world domination, no more glaring strategic errors - this time, he is going to win. Worse, he announces that his goal is to turn our favorite heroines into his evil sexy henchgirls ! Will they avoid this terrible fate, or will they succumb to evil ?I know my flowers. I didnt pick the name Thorn and tattooed my arm with roses just because.Isnt that the whole point of being goth?Im in for the botany, baby. Goth fashion is, like, super botanic and shit.So youre telling me every Raven out there is an ornithologist?Nah, Ravens are poseurs. All of em.Disrespectin Halloween! Your lawyers will hear about this, Santa!They already heard it! The bearded fellow bellowed, making his shotguns twirl. Didnt you guys?Hiss! Curse your badassitude!Oh crap. You mean I have to use diplomacy?! Yelped Tatsuki.Well, yes. Why do you look like youve just been tasked to milk a tiger?Because Im a cartoon character! We dissolve in meaningful dialogue and character development!In Defense of Cartoon Villains is a fourth-wall-powderizing treatise against plot armor. Everything can -and does- happen. A loving jab at the formulaic cartoons of our youth where the heroes always win and we all end up rooting for the villain. Add a liberal amount of mayhem and a hefty dose of erotic mind control and corruption, and youll have the gist of it. Now who wants to see the nefarious Doctor Skull finally get his victory ? Order now and get a flask of fine fourth wall powder to sprinkle your breakfast with for free !